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Weirdest Toys ever

Updated: May 26, 2021

The sex Punisher

The Punisher is a bad ass, we know this, but some asshat thought it would be cool to have a dick missile launcher. Like not only is he gonna shoot people down with handheld weapons, maybe even break their necks with his bare hands, but now hes gonna pummel you with his dick gernade.

Not only did some person have this idea, but it had to be approved by multiple people, so now you have multiple ass bags thinking that this toy idea was a good one.

So now the Punisher is here to bang his way through the bad guys like some sort of prostitute murdering vigilante. When was the last time you saw a dick launcher weapon? Whose fucking idea was to put a weapon in the crotch area? I need to know so I can send them a email that simply says, "what the fuck man".

So that's that, this is probably one of the weirdest God damn toys I've seen. It gives a new meaning to 'crotch rocket'. What do you think? Is this toy weird Af? Let me know in the comments below.

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