TMNT vs Cobra Kai!?

Toys....not a show. Can you imagine the Ninja Turtles beating more teenagers up? I sure can! And I'd happily watch that! But this is about something else, so you need to take a step back and relax, ok?

Ok! Well, if your a toy maker, you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want I guess. Was there ever a time you Went, "Hey, you know what would be cool? How about Ninja Turtles vs Cobra Kai?! That sounds dope!", no? Ok, we're on the same page then. Not that either one is bad, I actually love both, but to combine them into a VS package, I'm not sure the battles they could possible have would even be fair. Sure, Daniel Larusso, John Kreese, and Johnny Lawrence all have skill and they use that skill well developing other young fighters and using it on people half their age. Yeah, I remember Johnny kicking the shit out of multiple teens in a parking lot, so don't come at me with your lies! So let's take a look at some of the sets they have that you can buy on Ebay for $50 to $100 per box...yikes.

Donatello vs Johnny Lawrence: I guess it might be a decent fight, although with Donnies Bo in the mix, how's Johnny gonna take the offensive at all unless he's got like a gun or something. It's just a weird pairing. I can see Johnny taking on Casey Jones tho, that makes more sense, ya know? Johnny beating down a homeless man that's wearing a hockey mask and carrying weapons on the street, that I can see.

Michaelangelo vs Daniel Larusso: Quick hit and run attacks against a defensive opponent, it's not to bad, although I'm not sure the crane kick will stop nunchuck shots to the head, but Daniel can give it a shot. Again, I feel Mikey is just too fast for Danny boy. I don't even think Daniel gets a shot on a quick attacking Mikey.

Rapheal vs John Kreese: I think John pisses off Raph with something he says and Raph stabs him with his sais.

Leonardo vs Miguel Diaz: God I love both, and I could see Leo putting away the swords for this one and Diaz trying to go all out, but Leonardo doesn't give a shit, he's used to beating up teenagers, plus I'm pretty sure he killed a bunch of them on top of a roof in the 1990s Ninja Turtle movie, but that's just me.

So what do you think of this combination of toys? Good? Bad? Make no sense? Each set can be found on Ebay, so check it out! I'm still debating on getting that Diaz vs Leo one.....I think they sell them also at Target for like 40 bucks too, I gotta check it out. #TMNT #CobraKai #NinjaTurtlesvsCobraKai #Netflix #Nickelodeon #Toys #Target