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My Predator Movie Rankings




After seeing 'Prey' on HULU it kind of dawned on me that it might be a good time to make my rankings on this subject. This franchise has been up and down through the years and have thrown some hail mary ass backwards passes towards the end zone just to be batted down into a fiery pit of desperation and despair. That's where I'm at with this bi polar franchise.


I still remember when Aliens vs Predator began to show trailers back in 2004 and being so excited only to be karate chopped in my nether regions and dropped like I owed the IRS money. So disappointing, but like a toxic merciless relationship that needed to just end, I stayed. I should of left, we had such good memories, but there were times of utter destruction in this back and forth entertainment relationship. I wanted to put a ring on it in 1987, but I was fucking seven years old and stupid as shit, I can't just make that sort of commitment.


Anyway, this is why we play the game right? Eventually things will get back to happy times and everyone is good, that's where my head is at now. The relationship has changed for the better and now me and the franchise are holding hands frolicking down a God damn giant hill with a Giant smile just waiting to step on a mine and blast myself back to hell for allowing myself to be happy again.


Ok, maybe I should see someone about all this.


In any event, step the fuck back and allow me to breathe a little, I gotta figure this list out quickly and give scores for some of these movies that I'd much rather forget. So with that said, here's my list, with both ranking and score. Enjoy you "Ugly mother fuckers"...sorry, I wanted to throw some quote in here from one or the movies and that's the first thing that popped in my head. Well, it's not the direct quote, but it's close enough.


7. Predator: Requiem

Ranking: 7 #Last #Bagofshit

Score: 50 out of 100



This bag of shit took one of my favorite things, placed it in a bag, then dropped napalm on top of it. What a shit show. I don't even remember half of what happened. The lone wolf Predator was cool, he gets a good grade, but the rest of this piling heap of ass failed miserably. I'm gonna buy this DVD and run it over with a lawnmower then set the lawnmower on fire for touching the DVD. I don't hate many movies but this movie needs to be drop kicked off a mountain into a pool of acid.


6. Alien vs Predator

Ranking:6 #Eh #Dissapointment