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Bottomless Pit: A NY Giants tale

Jesus spaghetti and meatballs of shit....why do I keep having hope? Every week I come in and think, "This is it! We got this today," and every week I get kicked in the nuts by an invisible hammer called life.

We can't run, we can't really pass, we can't play defense, we can't score, we can't not make huge mistakes with penalties, it's like if Peter Pan went back to Neverland in the movie Hook and no matter how much he trained Captain Hook just decapitated him when they fight. None of that really made sense and that what the Giants do, they drive me crazy.

The Falcons are terrible, but the Giants wanted to make sure the league knew they don't plan on winning a game with this team. Matt Ryan is 97 years old and needs glasses to see past ten yards and although pressure was there at times, he just didn't care. The dude just drove down the field not even knowing where he was or how he got there because of the dementia, but made enough plays to get his team in position for the win so he could get back in the ambulance and head back to the old age home.

Barkley....dude, just go straight man, you jeep juking for no reason. Yes, I know your line can't run block for the life of them, but the Falcons couldn't really stop the run up the middle, what is the outside run bullshit against fast LBS and guys who can contain?

They should invest in a mobile hospital after all their players went down.